Pretty sure I had a nasty little poker tell
Posted by: Travis Johnston / Category: Card Club, Cash Game, TellsThis weekend I was in my favorite 2-5 NL game when this pretty old guy sat down and start squinting really hard to see the cards on the board. Applied my normal poker stereo type and named him Mr. Magoo, figured he will most likely play tight and over value good starting hands. I was a little off on this guy as he turned out to be a straight up nut job.

Mr Magoo, is in danger or is a danger?
He starts raising 4/5 hands and stacks 2 people after calling 30$ pre-flop raises with 74 and J 7 only to hit trips and check raise these guys all in. This should have been my first clue that things were not as they seemed with him.
Now he has the entire table on tilt and I think this game is going to get really good. He raises in late position to 15$ and I smooth call with 10 10 to see if I can trap this guy. I get over called in 2 places and 4 of us see the flop.
Flop: A Q 10
Possible Str8 already and flush draw is sitting there, since I am out of position I have a much tougher decision than I would have liked too.
- If I lead and one of draw calls then the others will to and he is then unlikely to bet big at it so I will miss out on his bluffing money.
- If I check I could end up giving everyone a free card if he checks behind.
- If I check and he does bet I then have to re-raise to blow out the str8 & flush draws as there will now be a big pot worth drawing to.
Really wish I had position in this hand as I could make a lot more money by him betting and then trapping all the drawers before a big re-raise. Usually like to lead into and Ace flop when I have a set, but in this case I was trying to catch a whale. I look out of the corner of my eye and I see him starting to grab at a bunch of chips so I just check and wait for him to bet. Everyone including him checks!!!
Turn: 3
Not a scare card so I got lucky, and now I slightly look left to see another guy lining up chips to bet, I check thinking if he bets I will have last position and can make even more money. If he does not bet then Mr. Magoo will surely bluff this time as it will have been checked around twice. Imagine the screams in my head as it gets checked around a second time….
River: 8
I am now fully convinced no one has anything at all and check it one last time to see if Mr. Magoo will do one of his pot size bluffs on the river to try and take it down. It is checked around again and I almost want to muck my hand I am so disgusted, given that there was 60$ out there I decide to turn over my hand and collect the pot even though it lets them know I was trapping. Mr. Magoo smiles and flashes me A Q before mucking. He checked down Top Two pair, WTF is going on here.
My 2 theories as to why I did not have all his money…
- I have a big tell and he knew I had a monster, knew I was looking to trap him and might have even noticed that that I look left after flop and so he was giving me tells that he was going to bet just so I did not bet.
- He likes to check raise people all in with his monster hands and was doing the same trapping I was.
I have to go with theory #1 as top 2 pair on that board is not nearly strong enough to give free cards to with 4 people in the hand. He had position so there is no one left to trap after it is checked around to him and the only reason to show me the hand is to rub it in that he avoided my trap. The more I think about it now believe I must have noticed him squinting all the time at the cards and while thinking he is 1/2 blind I let myself get sloppy when watching him for tells.
Well done sir, the old guy that can barely see routine and then snapping us all off when we drop our guard. That is good poker…
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